Fullmetal Alchemist (Three Alchemists) - The New Toy [EdKit]

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Title: the new toy
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
AU: Three Alchemists
Characters/Pairing: Ed/Kit
Rating: NSFW/E
Length: 2711
Summary: It had been a late night - not because of work, but because Alphonse had made the half day's trek into Central City for an Intelligence briefing and missed the early evening train. So of course, Edward had to commiserate with Alphonse at their favorite officer's pub.

Catie was sitting cross-legged on their bed, reading a book when Edward got home. It had been a late night - not because of work, but because Alphonse had made the half day's trek into Central City for an Intelligence briefing and missed the early evening train. So of course, Edward had to commiserate with Alphonse at their favorite officer's pub. He was still slightly buzzed but no longer 'walking into light posts drunk', which would have earned him another night on the couch.

She looked up from her book and smiled at Edward as he paused in the bedroom door and he got that happy buzz in his stomach again. This life he had now was nothing he ever would have imagined years ago and he was so happy in it. "Alphonse sends his regards."

"How is your brother?" Catie asked, closing her book and scratching the back of her head. She looked tired, he knew she had examinations in the morning that had taken most of the day. It was apparently a long and exhausting process to test out of most of the university's alchemy course - something Edward would have thought her qualifications as a State Alchemist would cover, but he was learning that bureaucracy was just a pain in the ass for everyone.

"You didn't have to wait up for me," Edward said. He walked over to her side of the bed and leaned over, and she kissed him with a smile.

She wrinkled her nose. "Whew, you still taste like whiskey. How drunk did you get your brother?"

"Here, Alphonse said that Winry sent this for you." He handed her the brown-paper-wrapped box he had carried home. Alphonse had given him a funny look, so there was no telling what Winry was sending Catie this time.

Catie looked at the box in surprise. "She did? Wonder what it is this time."

Edward shrugged, unhooking the clasps of his military jacket and hanging it in the closet. "Probably another vibrator. You killed your last one."

"Heh," Catie snorted. "She's going to make a killing if she decides to sell them publicly, that last one was divine."

The sound of tearing paper distracted Edward a moment, and he tugged the tie out of his ponytail, letting his long blond hair down. "Al said that Thomas is growing like a weed. He really laid into me about getting married soon," he said glancing over his shoulder and smiling at Catie, who was looking down into the box with a strange expression on her face. He frowned. "Catie?"

"It's a," Catie almost laughed, her face actually going pink. "It's a vibrator alright - a vibrator with a harness."

"A harness?" Edward started in on his shirt and walked back to the bed as Catie pulled it out of the box. "Why would you need a harness for a-" He stopped as Catie glanced up at him, her expression bordering on feral. "Oh. Oh, no wonder Alphonse was giving me that look." He rubbed the back of his neck. "Did you ask her for that?"

"No," Catie said. "No I didn't." She was still looking up at Edward and considering and Edward knew that this was not the hill he wanted to die on. "But this is awesome."

"I don't suppose you have a test tomorrow or anything, huh?" Edward asked, sitting on the edge of the mattress. Catie crossed her legs under the blankets and gave him look.

"Tomorrow's Saturday, Ed. What's wrong with you, I thought you'd be at least slightly more enthusiastic, you used to sleep with a man."

"Well, that was a long time ago," Edward said carefully.

"Not that long." Catie crossed her arms over her chest, the box settled between her legs. "If you don't want to do it you can just say so, you know, it won't hurt my feelings."

"I love you," Edward said, putting his hand on her knee and leaning forward to kiss her. Catie let him, and even put her hand on his shoulder and pulled him closer.

"Regardless of how we do it, we are having sex tonight, right?" Catie's hand was tight in his hair. "We've been so busy lately."

"Mm," Edward said, concentrated more on kissing than the words. It would be nice, and different to change things up a bit. He did not know where this hesitation on his part was stemming from in the first place. "I wonder what possessed Winry to send it in the first place?"

"Oh, Winry's been pegging Al for months," Catie said confidently, and Edward raised his head, startled.

"What? How do you know that?"

"Winry told me, silly. She's been trying out a lot of different things on Al, apparently he loves it. He hasn't said a word to you, huh?"

Edward sat back, putting weight on one arm as he laughed. "No, not one. Little jackass." He glanced over at Catie thoughtfully, and then down at the box. "Sure, let's try it out. It's probably better to wing this when I'm sauced anyway."

Catie flicked him in the head. "So finish getting undressed, then." She smirked at him as Edward finished unbuttoning his collared shirt. "And maybe put on a little show, hm?"

He raised his eyebrows at her. "A little show, huh?"

"Yeah," Catie said, leaning back against the pillows. "I strip for you all the time, buddy. Now it's your turn."

#

"This is a fantastic piece of engineering," Edward said, lying on his back on the bed and holding the vibrator out in front of him. "Does this part go up inside you?"

"You are being ridiculously unsexy," Catie informed him, one hand wrapped around the shaft of his cock and stroking lightly. Edward snorted and rubbed her thigh with his automail hand.

"You have to admit, it's impressive," he said, tugging her hips back down from where she had automatically raised them. "Winry really has a talent for this sort of thing."

Catie exhaled as Edward put his fingers into her again. "Can we really stop talking about Winry while we're having sex? It's kinda weird."

Edward laughed, his breath warm on her body. She jumped a little as he licked her, finding her most sensitive spot and concentrating on it with his single-minded determination. She gripped him tightly but stopped stroking, shuddering against Edward's tongue.

"There we go," Edward murmured as she came for him. He had his fingers pressed up in her, but his angle was wrong for what he was trying to achieve. "Come on, come for me,"

Catie groaned something indecipherable against his leg as he withdrew his fingers. "That's one."

She lifted her head. "We are not keeping count tonight."

Edward nuzzled her thigh. "I always keep count."

Catie flushed red to her hairline and Edward laughed again, then caught her hip before she could swing her lower body off of his head. "Uh-uh," he said. "I'm not done yet."

"You're not-" Catie started to say, as Edward sucked on her overstimulated clit. She shuddered again and this time smacked his leg. "Ed!"

Edward could not get over how relaxing sex was for him. Sure, it was physically exhausting but there was something so calming in the fact that he could be this naked, this exposed and vulnerable with someone else and not really think twice on it.

"So," he said, letting Catie raise her hips again. "So this part is meant to go up into you, hm?"

"Something like that, I guess," Catie said. She had resumed her attentions on his erection, thankfully.

"You know what would be hot?"

"You not talking through sex for once?"

"Aw," Edward pouted, fingering her. "At least I don't narrate it. That would be awkward, what would the neighbors think?"

Catie rolled her eyes and looked back at him. "Ed, what has gotten into you?"

"Not you," he kissed her flesh again. "Not yet, at least."

She groaned. "Oh, this was a bad idea. We should have waited until you were sober."

He laughed. "I'm not that drunk. Besides, you never answered the original question."

"Okay, Ed. What would be hot?"

Catie gasped as Edward penetrated her slowly with the cock-shaped end of the vibrator. "If I put the part that's intended to go in me, in you first."

"Ed," Catie gripped his legs tightly, having released his cock and Edward fucked her slowly with the vibrator.

"Come on," Edward urged her as he pressed the fingers on his free hand against her clit. "I wanna hear number two, okay? You better not stifle it."

So Catie did not bother to restrain her sob of release when Edward finally pushed her over the edge by speeding the timing of the thrusts. He laughed as she rolled off of him, sprawling on her back on the bed, one hand thrown over her belly as she panted to the ceiling. "Dammit," Catie said as she finally slowed her breathing. "You just have to show off, don't you."

"Of course I do," Edward said, rolling up on his side and tracing down her leg with his fingers lightly. "Because I want to give you as many orgasms as possible, I don't see what's so wrong with that."

Catie laughed, and Edward tugged the vibrator out of her. She spread her legs slightly, and then sat up on her elbows and caught him staring between her legs hungrily. "You can always change your mind, you know," she said softly, and spread her folds for him. Edward groaned, and then shook his head.

"We can do that anytime," he said, licking the head of the vibrator clean of her fluids. "Come here."

She got up on her knees and crawled over to him. Edward slid his hand up between her legs, and the placed the vibrator up, pushing the shorter end inside of her. Catie exhaled slowly, the nubby portion was thicker than the shaft. "And there's a harness, too?"

Catie nodded. "To keep it in place."

"Good," Edward said, his grin sharkish.

It was only a minor ordeal to get the harness on and situated. Edward kept trying to snap the wrong bits together and eventually Catie just swatted at his hands so he left it alone, letting them wander instead to cup her breasts. That was almost as distracting, but fortunately Catie had the harness mostly put on by that point, so she just let Edward play with her boobs.

"All set?" Edward said, touching the vibrator with his fingers. He pushed it, slightly, which caused the portion that sat inside her to shift, making Catie hiss her breath through her teeth. Edward's eyes met hers and he grinned as she flushed.

Now came the fun part. Edward flopped back on his back and cocked his legs wide open. "On your back?" Catie said, surprised. "I would have thought-"

Edward grabbed one of his own legs and drew it up until his knee touched his chest. "*Flexible,*" he growled, and Catie sat back on her knees and giggled.

"You don't have that much of an occasion to show it," she said as he let his leg down, cocking them both out again. "Okay, so - lube. You need lube, right?"

"Oh, please tell me that there's lube," Edward said. "If we got this far and there's no lube I'm going to be pissed-"

"Shut up it's not like either one of us couldn't just transmute something anyway," Catie said. "Winry sent lube, too, stop getting your balls all twisted up."

Edward tossed his arms up over his head and sighed loudly. "We have the weirdest relationship."

"If what Irina tells me is true, I'd say our relationship's pretty normal," Catie said, squeezing some lube into her hand.

"What, does she peg Mustang too or something? Are we just late to the game?"

"No - well at least I don't think she does. She never talks about their sex life anyway, I just meant the relationship part of things." Catie pressed her fingers up into Edward and grinned as she watched Edward's expression shift from mildly irritated to really, really turned on. "You like that, huh?"

Edward nodded his head, licking his lips and swallowing. Catie smirked wider as instead of a snarky reply, he closed his eyes and let out a little encouraging groan. "Well, now I know the secret to getting you to shut up during sex."

"Fuck off," Edward groaned, a hitch in his tone as she curled her fingers inside of him, searching for that sweet spot.

Edward was actually silent for a bit while Catie stretched him, his arms held up over his head, gripping the pillow above him. She finally withdrew her fingers and placed her hands on his legs. "Ready?" Catie asked, only a little nervously.

He looked up at her, catching her eye before smiling a wide, lazy smile. Catie took that as the invitation to press the tip of the vibrator against him and push slowly in.

Edward closed his eyes and let out a long, strangled groan as Catie penetrated him. The way his body shifted around the vibrator actually moved the device inside her, and she was certain that she was leaving red bruises on the back of his thighs. "Shit," Catie grunted as they got situated. "*Fuck.*"

"Oh," Edward agreed. "Fuck is right, nngh,"

"If you like that," Catie said, reaching down between them. "Wait until you get a load of this." She fumbled with the vibrator until she found the small switch and toggled it.

Edward's entire body clenched up as the vibrator began a low, steady vibration. He nearly rose of the bed, biting off a cry. Catie was slightly used to the sensation but it still sent shock waves through her nerves as she held herself against Edward.

He rocked against her and she was the one holding on, as each time he impaled himself on the vibrator it pressed the vibrating bit against her deep inside. Catie held on to his legs and moved herself against him as well, watching in detached fascination as Edward seized up, arching his back against the bed as he came, his seed splattering down across his belly and chest.

Edward did not relax though, as Catie kept fucking into him with the vibrator. It felt so good that she could not easily stop. Edward closed his eyes and continued to rock against her as she built to her own orgasm, the vibrator contributing to make it one of the better ones that she had had in a while.

He wrapped his arms around her neck. "Turn off the function," he gasped. "And fuck into me for *real.*"

Catie fumbled the switch again and the vibration ceased. Edward groaned again as Catie fucked into him some more, and he begged for harder, urging her to get his hips higher, to shift to just the right angle so that the head of the vibrator would hit his prostrate just right....

Edward's second orgasm was not quite as spectacular as the first, just a few spurts but Catie knew it had to be almost painful for him to come again just that quickly, especially without a finger on him. "Ed," Catie said, letting the vibrator slide out of him. She crawled over him, the device hanging down heavily and still pressed inside her.

She framed his face and he opened his eyes lazily, dragging her down into a heated kiss. "That was," Edward groaned and pushed his hips up, pressing the vibrator up into Catie's belly. She gasped as the nearly painful way it shifted inside of her. "That was fucking amazing."

Catie reached back and unhooked the harness, but Edward caught her arm. "Give me ten minutes," he panted. "And we can go again."

"Really?" Catie said in shock, and Edward nodded his head, his blond hair sticking to his face as he kissed her again. "In the meantime-" he slid his hand down to the vibrator, finding the toggle and turning it on. Catie's body jumped and she gasped as he held the false cock firmly so that the vibrating portion pressed right against her clit. "Shall we go for four?"