Kansaki Sou - Last One Left [KenEd]
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scriveynerTitle: Last One Left
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist/Rurouni Kenshin
AU: Muse'verse
Characters/Pairing: Kenshin/Ed
Rating: T
Length: 347
Summary: "You know, we do have a dishwasher."
“You know,” Edward said as he brought the last of the plates to the counter. “We do have a dishwasher. You don’t have to do that by hand."
Kenshin looked up, and then pointed Edward toward the bin. "Scrape them first,” he said, and Edward rolled his eyes but did so.
“You’re just making things more difficult,” Edward argued, as the dog danced around his feet, begging pitifully for scraps and being ignored completely. “What is the point of having the damn thing if you never use it?"
"I seem to recall you attempting to fix this one,” Kenshin was amused, rinsing off a plate and setting it on a towel to dry. “And then attempting to get it airborne."
"Hey, I don’t talk about all the stupid shit YOU do all the time.” Edward dropped the plates into the sink, and Kenshin raised an eyebrow.
“Really. All the stupid shit that I do."
"Yeah.” Edward dithered around the counter, poking at the cleaned flatware. “Don’t ask for examples, I haven’t been keeping a list. Which is the whole point."
"Mmhm.” Kenshin handed Edward a clean plate, dripping, and Edward looked at it, confused. “If you’re going to stand there, why not grab a towel and help?"
Edward took the towel off of Kenshin’s shoulder and started drying off the clean dish. "This is silly,” he said, and Kenshin fished around in the sink, finding the last of the cutlery. “There’s a perfectly good-"
"If you mention the dishwasher one more time, I’ll make you empty it,” Kenshin said, and Edward paused.
“Why is that a threat?"
"Why don’t you open it up and see?” Kenshin looked over at him, and Edward glanced at the now-suspicious form of the closed dishwasher.
“I think I need another towel,” he said instead.
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist/Rurouni Kenshin
AU: Muse'verse
Characters/Pairing: Kenshin/Ed
Rating: T
Length: 347
Summary: "You know, we do have a dishwasher."
“You know,” Edward said as he brought the last of the plates to the counter. “We do have a dishwasher. You don’t have to do that by hand."
Kenshin looked up, and then pointed Edward toward the bin. "Scrape them first,” he said, and Edward rolled his eyes but did so.
“You’re just making things more difficult,” Edward argued, as the dog danced around his feet, begging pitifully for scraps and being ignored completely. “What is the point of having the damn thing if you never use it?"
"I seem to recall you attempting to fix this one,” Kenshin was amused, rinsing off a plate and setting it on a towel to dry. “And then attempting to get it airborne."
"Hey, I don’t talk about all the stupid shit YOU do all the time.” Edward dropped the plates into the sink, and Kenshin raised an eyebrow.
“Really. All the stupid shit that I do."
"Yeah.” Edward dithered around the counter, poking at the cleaned flatware. “Don’t ask for examples, I haven’t been keeping a list. Which is the whole point."
"Mmhm.” Kenshin handed Edward a clean plate, dripping, and Edward looked at it, confused. “If you’re going to stand there, why not grab a towel and help?"
Edward took the towel off of Kenshin’s shoulder and started drying off the clean dish. "This is silly,” he said, and Kenshin fished around in the sink, finding the last of the cutlery. “There’s a perfectly good-"
"If you mention the dishwasher one more time, I’ll make you empty it,” Kenshin said, and Edward paused.
“Why is that a threat?"
"Why don’t you open it up and see?” Kenshin looked over at him, and Edward glanced at the now-suspicious form of the closed dishwasher.
“I think I need another towel,” he said instead.
