Fullmetal Alchemist (Nightbreed) - I Can't Even [RoyEdRian]

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Title: I Can't Even
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
AU: Nightbreed
Characters/Pairing: Roy/Ed/Rian, Winry
Rating: T
Length: 339
Summary: “I’m sure that there’s a good reason why you’re naked, and I’m really sure that I don’t want to hear what it is.” 



Winry looked Edward up and down. “I’m sure that there’s a good reason why you’re naked, and I’m really sure that I don’t want to hear what it is.”

Edward had been stopped mid-yawn as he walked through into the kitchen. He stared at Winry, confused. “What the hell are you doing here?”

She cocked her head, staring at him. “Ed, put on pants or something, please.”

"Roy doesn’t care that I’m naked," Edward said defensively, scratching a hand through his hair. He half turned and yelled back in the direction of the bedroom. "Mustang! Did you give the witch a key?" He looked back at Winry and frowned. "How did you get IN here, we have wards."

"I let her in," Rian said, shoving at Edward with a hand as he squeezed through into the kitchen. Rian hesitated, and looked at Edward. "You’re naked, Ed."

"NO SHIT," Edward yelled.

"What on earth is going on in here," Roy said muzzily, rubbing sleep out of his eyes. He rested his hand on Edward’s shoulder and peered at Winry. "Miss Rockbell, you’ve invaded our kitchen. Again."

She pointed at Edward. “Tell your wolf boy-toy to put on some pants or pull on some fur, because he’s dangling in the breeze and it’s really distracting.”

"Ed," Roy said gently, and Edward heaved a very large and disgruntled sigh.

"Not even in my own home," Edward muttered, as he shifted. Within seconds a large golden wolf sat forlornly on the floor, his ears back and expression guarded.

"Better?" Roy asked. Winry nodded her head, clearly satisfied. "All right, that still begs the question why we’ve been invaded when there were clearly wards put up to keep everyone else out." Roy glanced at Rian, who did not look the slightest bit repentant. Rian shrugged.