Kansaki Sou - dinner table [EdRian]
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scriveynerTitle: Dinner Table
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
AU: Muse'verse
Characters/Pairing: Ed/Rian, Roy
Rating: M
Length: 355
Summary: "I'm going to regret asking this."
Edward picked up his plate and peered studiously at the table underneath it. Roy - not his Roy, the inner voice reminded him despite their striking similarities - paused, fork to his mouth, to watch him.
“I’m going to regret asking this,” Mustang said.
“Then don’t.” Satisfied, Edward placed the plate back on the table. Rian nudged him with a knee, and Edward glanced over at him.
“You can’t tell if the table’s been defiled without a blacklight,” Rian reminded him, and Edward sighed.
“Is it too much to ask for a place to eat that hasn’t been covered in someone else’s spunk?” Edward asked philosophically.
“No one’s had sex on the dining room table that I’ve known of,” Roy said, clearly amused. “It’s too public."
"Being public didn’t stop the chorus last night,” Rian muttered, and this time Edward nudged Rian’s knee with his own. Rian realized which Roy he was speaking to, flushed red, and studied the table instead.
Roy, for his part, did not seem concerned. It was a marked difference from how Edward’s own Roy would have reacted - but then again, how would HIS Roy have reacted to these circumstances in the first place? He would never know. “If the … noise … disturbs you, might I suggest transmuting thicker walls?"
"We’re down the hall,” Edward said through gritted teeth. “Your sex competitions are getting tiresome."
Roy was clearly having trouble keeping the smirk off his face. "If you’re jealous of my ability, Fullmetal-"
"Oh god,” Rian said softly, as Edward slammed both of his hands down on the table. The dishware rattled, and his chair nearly went over backwards.
“Don’t you DARE call me that,” Edward roared, and there was a long silence following his words.
“Colonel,” Rian said, and Edward sat back down.
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
AU: Muse'verse
Characters/Pairing: Ed/Rian, Roy
Rating: M
Length: 355
Summary: "I'm going to regret asking this."
Edward picked up his plate and peered studiously at the table underneath it. Roy - not his Roy, the inner voice reminded him despite their striking similarities - paused, fork to his mouth, to watch him.
“I’m going to regret asking this,” Mustang said.
“Then don’t.” Satisfied, Edward placed the plate back on the table. Rian nudged him with a knee, and Edward glanced over at him.
“You can’t tell if the table’s been defiled without a blacklight,” Rian reminded him, and Edward sighed.
“Is it too much to ask for a place to eat that hasn’t been covered in someone else’s spunk?” Edward asked philosophically.
“No one’s had sex on the dining room table that I’ve known of,” Roy said, clearly amused. “It’s too public."
"Being public didn’t stop the chorus last night,” Rian muttered, and this time Edward nudged Rian’s knee with his own. Rian realized which Roy he was speaking to, flushed red, and studied the table instead.
Roy, for his part, did not seem concerned. It was a marked difference from how Edward’s own Roy would have reacted - but then again, how would HIS Roy have reacted to these circumstances in the first place? He would never know. “If the … noise … disturbs you, might I suggest transmuting thicker walls?"
"We’re down the hall,” Edward said through gritted teeth. “Your sex competitions are getting tiresome."
Roy was clearly having trouble keeping the smirk off his face. "If you’re jealous of my ability, Fullmetal-"
"Oh god,” Rian said softly, as Edward slammed both of his hands down on the table. The dishware rattled, and his chair nearly went over backwards.
“Don’t you DARE call me that,” Edward roared, and there was a long silence following his words.
“Colonel,” Rian said, and Edward sat back down.
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